Total Medals Earned: 487 (From 92 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,725 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/55 points)
who's there?
finish a flash project
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 3/8 (80/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/18 (135/240 points)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 5/12 (150/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 11/51 (55/510 points)
Enlarges the crafting area
Furnaces will burn and smelt items
Use a furnace, coal, and iron ore to make iron ingots!
Leather can be made into the first tier of armor
Pigs drop pork, and you eat pork to live
They will shoot arrows at you if you don't
Wood is used in the most important crafting recipes!
You can craft or see your items in Mine Blocks.
Now you can build things
Torches will light up the dark
Use this to mine stone and coal
Use an anvil!
Feed two animals food to make a baby!
Use the potion stand to make a potion!
Say "omnomnom" while you do that!
Use an enchantment table!
This is much cooler than using a sword!
Catch a fish with a fishing rod!
They're a renewable resource.
Next up, carrots and potatoes!
You can now mine diamonds... sparkle sparkle!
They will shoot fireballs at you like crazy!
They explode if you fail!
Nothing's worse than a chicken with attitude.
But they're so warm and cuddly!
They pretty much will freak you out until you do anyway
Bahhh! They drop wool.
Just make sure to wash you hands after!
They can climb walls
Careful though - you might need a sword
They typically attack in groups!
Open a door with redstone or a pressure plate!
Reflect a ghast's fireball back at itself!
With this, you can also mine iron and make an iron pickaxe!
They'll be your best friends in the world!
Use an enderpearl to teleport!
Sleep is time travel!
Just a'nether thing to do!
They teleport, are fast, and do a lot of damage. Good luck!
I'm not lying!
The next step is going to the nether
You can't be much fancier than a diamond pickaxe!
It's a pretty fancy ore!
Mix water into pure lava!
Interstellar warping may occur.
Congratulations! You beat the first boss in Mine Blocks!
Find 7 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 8 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 9 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find all 10 items in Scavenger Hunt! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
<3
They were meant to be.
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
Here my heart can rest.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
That's quite a busy reign
Medals Earned: 13/17 (330/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
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Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!